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$Quid: Don't Go Boating If You Owe Money to a Giant Squid

http://io9.com/5041137/dont-go-boating-if-you-owe-money-to-a-giant-squid

This is great.

nonbeard 2008-08-26 03:37:52

Are you peeling bananas wrong? - By Steven E. Landsburg - Slate Magazine

http://www.slate.com/id/2067407/

My friend Chris reckons that bananas ripen from the end furthest from the stem. But I just ate one that was clearly ripest at the stem end. This article is inconclusive.

nonbeard 2008-08-26 01:37:46

Dennis' Whiskey Corner: Rye

http://www.mindspring.com/~mccarthys/whiskey/rye.htm

"The sky is free, but the earth lives. The earth brings all our needs, but the sky contains our dreams. Ultimately earth cannot not prevent our desires from going where we cannot walk. Old Overholt is of the earth, yet from there it leads my spirit far away."

nonbeard 2008-08-25 09:36:37

IMG_2800 on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21468745@N04/2147395103

Sweet dress made from eyeball yarn

nonbeard 2008-08-23 02:25:11

Insubordiknit Handspun Yarn Shop: Vitreous humor

http://www.insubordiknit.com/yarn/archives/000861.php

Yarn with eyeballs!

nonbeard 2008-08-23 02:24:51

Baby's First Teratoma

http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/samhain06/teratoma.htm

More things for Catie to knit

nonbeard 2008-08-23 02:23:21

YouTube - Robot helping Human - correcting human error

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Gbgg-Vq34

It's condescend-o-bot, the humiliator! The best part is the way he makes almost a complete circle with his arm before screwing in the nut, and the meat sack's eyes obligingly follow. (via engadget)

nonbeard 2008-08-22 16:25:19

Ostrich Egg | Dead Programmer's Cafe

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/ostrich-egg

The baked ostrich egg roll at the end is surely a dailyhfs candidate

nonbeard 2008-08-19 04:04:49

Language Log » The Big Penis Book

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=505

Starts with "big penis book", ends up talking about why e.g. "penis lengthy article" is unacceptable but "penis indigenous nudity" is acceptable. I can't *not* bookmark this.

nonbeard 2008-08-19 03:59:57

The Tombs of Asciiroth

http://www.icculus.org/asciiroth/

This is a really impressive Web-based rougelike. Actually it seems like a pretty great roguelike and the Web part is incidental, which is itself quite an accomplishment imo

nonbeard 2008-08-13 01:09:20

GoNintendo » Blog Archive » Will Wright defends Miyamoto ‘games are better than toys’ statement, shares more of his Nintendo love- What are you waiting for?

http://gonintendo.com/?p=52237

"The Wii, the way it’s reading the controller, you actually have a lot more bandwidth. It’s still a straw, but it’s a big straw - and for me that’s the really interesting part about the Wii." -- interesting perspective from Will Wright.

nonbeard 2008-08-12 07:48:05

Michael J. Totten: The Decline and Fall of Adbusters Magazine

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/000294.html

I just bought this magazine, and have learned two things: 1) I am desperately unhip, since according to this guy it jumped the shark in 2004; 2) it hasn't improved since that time.

nonbeard 2008-08-12 07:29:28

See-Through Animal Photos, Translucent Creatures Wallpapers, Download, Photos -- National Geographic

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photos/translucent-creatures/translucent-pelagic-octopus-newbert.html

Sweet gallery of translucent animals that Bruce Schneier linked to accidentally

nonbeard 2008-08-12 04:21:49

EXTERMINUS

http://bustedwonder.com/exterminus/

A cqqqquuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu a (via Jason)

nonbeard 2008-08-07 07:26:16

C++ FQA Lite: Defective C++

http://yosefk.com/c++fqa/defective.html

Whine whine (but I have whined about these things too, so it must be legitimate whining).

nonbeard 2008-08-03 12:08:41

Why licenses don’t matter (and why they do) « Sententia cdsmithus

http://cdsmith.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/why-licenses-dont-matter-and-why-they-do/

I'd come to the same conclusions as this guy, but he gets there via a rather different route (though we both used the "computer programmers like to pretend that people behave logically" theory)

nonbeard 2008-07-30 08:02:50

Mad Engineering: Five Reasons You Don't Have a Personal Jet Pack Yet

http://io9.com/5029930/five-reasons-you-dont-have-a-personal-jet-pack-yet

"So why the hell aren't we all flying to work via rocket power? Because you're about as aerodynamic as a potato, my friend." Someone had to say it.

nonbeard 2008-07-29 05:19:44

SimplyNoise.com - The best free white noise generator on the Internet.

http://www.simplynoise.com/

This is such a great opportunity for b-grade horror-film-style mind control.

nonbeard 2008-07-28 04:12:14

The beat issue « Emily Short’s Interactive Fiction

http://emshort.wordpress.com/2008/07/27/the-beat-issue/

On having characters in interactive fiction react to their environment in a satisfying, illusion-preserving way.

nonbeard 2008-07-27 16:15:47

Sexual Math on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snowfreak91287/2158987801/

This is way better than that Pink Floyd cover (SFW)

nonbeard 2008-07-26 14:54:43

Mercurial and Darcs : The Fugue

http://hans.fugal.net/blog/articles/2007/11/16/mercurial-and-darcs

Hey, I've used about a million RCSes now, I did what this guy did (darcs to mercurial), and most importantly I'm a guy on the Internet with an opinion -- I should blog about this too sometime.

nonbeard 2008-07-21 06:14:52

MY COLLECTION OF RECORDED 78 RPM RECORDS - FREE MP3 DOWNLOADS

http://78records.cdbpdx.com/

Pretty great.

nonbeard 2008-07-20 03:01:40

Rands In Repose: The Quirkbook

http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2008/07/18/the_quirkbook.html

Two M&Ms at a time? Volume evenly divisible by 5? Freaks.

nonbeard 2008-07-18 05:31:22

Language Log » Braised enterovirus, anyone?

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=367

Mmm, braised enterovirus. Also: fuck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type. Fuck a bullfrog

nonbeard 2008-07-16 15:11:11

google-code-prettify - Google Code

http://code.google.com/p/google-code-prettify/

This actually guesses which language to use. That's way cooler than Google's recent reimplementation of ASN.1

nonbeard 2008-07-16 13:50:01

Elephas maximus - Racetrack Playa

http://yathin.livejournal.com/201542.html#cutid1

Dolomite races!

nonbeard 2008-07-16 06:56:58

Age 1 to 100 banging on a drum

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/age-1-to-100-banging-on-a-drum/

Awesome!

nonbeard 2008-07-13 05:04:18

FORA.tv - Neal Stephenson: Science Fiction as a Literary Genre | Beyond the Beyond from Wired.com

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/07/foratv---neal-s.html

Culturally, it's difficult to distinguish SF from "the mainstream" because "the mainstream" *is* SF. But it does not follow intellectual trends, and is morally heterogeneous, so to critics it remains "a genre".

nonbeard 2008-07-11 11:24:31

Two AI Pioneers. Two Bizarre Suicides. What Really Happened?

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-02/ff_aimystery?currentPage=all

Note to self: don't turn out like these guys

nonbeard 2008-07-11 03:52:11

Here's the new Mirror's Edge 2D trailer and some 3D screenshots - Joystiq

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/10/heres-the-new-mirrors-edge-2d-trailer-and-3d-screenshots/

This looks like a sweet concept. I love the idea of parkour but am too lazy to actually do it. A game about it would be just the ticket.

nonbeard 2008-07-10 15:11:09

We have lost control of the apparatus

http://weblog.raganwald.com/2007/09/we-have-lost-control-of-apparatus.html

"databases suck"

nonbeard 2008-07-10 05:26:31

Core77 / design magazine + resource / post

http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/chinese_minicastles_protected_by_un_10426.asp
nonbeard 2008-07-10 01:08:51

Algae Eating Cyprinids from Thailand and Neighboring

http://www.aquatic-gardeners.org/cyprinid.html

The flying fox-looking fish with the smooth stripe is fine in a community tank. The remarkably-similar-looking fish also known as a flying fox with a slightly bumpy stripe is intensely territorial and hates other fish of the same species

nonbeard 2008-07-09 09:39:00

Fake Difficulty - Television Tropes & Idioms

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FakeDifficulty
nonbeard 2008-07-07 17:49:49

Hide & Seek Festival 2008 : Programme

http://hideandseekfest.co.uk/programme

Looks fun. Partially organised by my favourite LJ stalkee severalbees

nonbeard 2008-07-06 08:52:04

Desktop Tower Defense

http://www.handdrawngames.com/DesktopTD/Game.asp

Interesting genre

nonbeard 2008-06-30 06:55:33

Traditional Irish Soda Bread - Society for the Preservation of Irish Soda Bread

http://www.sodabread.us/

NO YEAST

nonbeard 2008-06-29 11:27:05

Play ELEPHANT RAVE, a free online game on Kongregate

http://www.kongregate.com/games/jmtb02/elephant-rave

omg, best game ever! Turn the volume up.

nonbeard 2008-06-24 02:36:06

Where the Hell is Matt? (2008) on Vimeo

http://www.vimeo.com/1211060

Best SBS ad ever.

nonbeard 2008-06-23 06:36:48

Video Games: New Video Game About Designing Video Games Is Probably A Sign That No One Will Ever Again Play Outside

http://gawker.com/tag/video-games/?i=396276&t=new-video-game-about-designing-video-games-is-probably-a-sign-that-no-one-will-ever-again-play-outside

Like many well-adjusted nerds, I sometimes fantasise about creating an MMORPG, but don't want the backbreaking deadlines, heartache, and million-dollar losses. Seems like this game's for me!

nonbeard 2008-06-18 07:16:03

Super Mario Bros.: blik Surface Graphics

http://www.whatisblik.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=B&Product_Code=NIN-SMB1

Awesome

nonbeard 2008-06-16 05:46:58

St George Aquariums Pty Ltd

http://www.hotfrog.com.au/Companies/St-George-Aquariums

Apparently this is the best place in Sydney to buy aquariums :(

nonbeard 2008-06-15 07:13:03

Sourdough Bread: How To Begin (easy sourdough for the beginner or novice)

http://www.io.com/~sjohn/sour.htm

I've had a sourdough starter (named George) in the fridge for several weeks. Now I want to make the bread!

nonbeard 2008-06-15 03:37:46

Vim: Seven habits of effective text editing

http://www.moolenaar.net/habits.html

I use less than seven habits

nonbeard 2008-06-13 02:32:50

Frank Williams - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Williams

The guy behind the counter translated my order for a "flat white" into "one Frank Williams". Here is Frank Williams.

nonbeard 2008-06-11 04:09:05

William Gibson Interview: William Gibson Talks to io9 About Canada, Draft Dodging, and Godzilla

http://io9.com/5015137/william-gibson-talks-to-io9-about-canada-draft-dodging-and-godzilla

"I don't want people to be completely sucked into the mechanism. They should remember that they're riding on a rollercoaster. But I roll with the human characters."

nonbeard 2008-06-11 03:57:54

Coding Horror: Exploring Wide Finder

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001131.html

Terrible benchmark: an trivial, embarrassingly parallel problem. Coding horror guy's right about the real value of the test. That said, the fastest Ruby implementation is slower than the slowest Python implementation. Gosh.

nonbeard 2008-06-10 17:12:15

English too hard for students, principal says | NEWS.com.au

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,23838302-421,00.html

Teehee, Shore kids are stupid

nonbeard 2008-06-10 06:50:14

Squirrelfish bytecode

http://webkit.org/specs/squirrelfish-bytecode.html

New JS backend for Webkit has regexp and getter/setter bytecodes, making x86's BCD support look positively RISC. Now to put it in hardware... ;)

nonbeard 2008-06-10 04:34:07

Natascha Kampusch: from darkness to limelight - Times Online

http://women.timesonline.co.uk/tol/life_and_style/women/article4044283.ece

“I believe that one characteristic of being happy is that it is not a constant state. If one were constantly happy, how would one notice the difference when one is unhappy? In that sense, I can say that I am happy, among other things.”

nonbeard 2008-06-02 13:57:32
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