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nonbeard 2008-09-09 06:38:11

Nabble - Python - python-dev - An obscene computed goto bytecode hack for "switch" :)

http://www.nabble.com/An-obscene-computed-goto-bytecode-hack-for-"switch"-:)-td4910639.html

Evil! I like it!

nonbeard 2008-09-08 17:46:27

Bottle maturation, colour and ullage

http://www.jancisrobinson.com/articles/20070405

Oxygen (does, does not) (retard, encourage) maturation. Also I learned a new word, ullage: "Free space above a liquid contained in a tank, drum or tank-container, expressed as a percentage of the total capacity."

nonbeard 2008-09-08 10:18:49

Waterfootprint.org: Water footprint and virtual water

http://www.waterfootprint.org/?page=files/home

Interesting

nonbeard 2008-09-07 14:59:55

A Healthy Relationship

http://egypt.urnash.com/Illustration/AHealthyRelationship

GlaDOS scorned (via Bryn)

nonbeard 2008-09-07 11:48:43

Pop Feminist: Masculinity and the "Fall" of Starbucks

http://popfeminist.blogspot.com/2008/09/masculinity-and-fall-of-starbucks.html

Wait, now *asceticism* is masculine? Long bow

nonbeard 2008-09-05 13:12:17

Fragile Web Development with SQL on Rails

http://www2.sqlonrails.org/images/book/sorbook_large.png
nonbeard 2008-09-04 06:26:44

Burrows-Wheeler transform - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burrows-Wheeler_transform

Mind is blown

nonbeard 2008-09-04 05:57:14

Giana Sisters DS

http://galway.c64.org/gianads/

leet!

nonbeard 2008-09-02 13:34:29

PAX 2008: Ken Levine teaches us about comics, sex - Joystiq

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/08/29/pax-2008-ken-levine-teaches-us-about-comics-sex/

Very funny talk about being a nerd. "Let me let you in on a little secret. When certain members of your D&D group start inappropriately buffing other members of your D&D group, when certain members of your D&D group start handing over primo loot drops to other members of your D&D group who don't necessarily deserve those loot drops, and the beneficiaries of this generosity happen to have names like Heather, Kelly, and Pam, the days of your D&D group are fucking numbered."

nonbeard 2008-08-30 03:44:56

Deadprogrammer Visits Odessa : Part II : Balconies and Yards | Dead Programmer's Cafe

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/deadprogrammer-visits-odessa-part-ii

Doorbells

nonbeard 2008-08-27 07:43:29

Simple Top-Down Parsing in Python

http://effbot.org/zone/simple-top-down-parsing.htm

This is clever. I thought "what a well-written article!" before noticing it was by the effbot (and thus maybe letting my knowledge that he writes great articles bias my judgement).

nonbeard 2008-08-27 06:46:47

Page F30: Five myths about languages and how to learn them

http://mithridates.blogspot.com/2008/08/five-myths-about-languages-and-how-to.html

"Languages are not all equally difficult to learn" -- duh. "Children aren't just not gifted at learning languages, they actually suck" -- less obvious

nonbeard 2008-08-26 12:28:25

Real-Time Concurrent Issues Drive Ada versus Java Choice | COTS Journal

http://www.cotsjournalonline.com/home/article.php?id=100827

Freaking interesting (to me).

nonbeard 2008-08-26 12:09:45

Cows point north thanks to in-built compasses - Telegraph

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2623809/Cows-point-north-thanks-to-in-built-compasses.html

Headline

nonbeard 2008-08-26 10:11:42

Totally Heavenly Product

http://www.crummy.com/2008/08/25/2

I must assert that I’m generally one that does not love shopping online, but my concept on that has changed since I ordered my RESTful Web Services from ebay...

nonbeard 2008-08-26 03:39:23

$Quid: Don't Go Boating If You Owe Money to a Giant Squid

http://io9.com/5041137/dont-go-boating-if-you-owe-money-to-a-giant-squid

This is great.

nonbeard 2008-08-26 03:37:52

Are you peeling bananas wrong? - By Steven E. Landsburg - Slate Magazine

http://www.slate.com/id/2067407/

My friend Chris reckons that bananas ripen from the end furthest from the stem. But I just ate one that was clearly ripest at the stem end. This article is inconclusive.

nonbeard 2008-08-26 01:37:46

Dennis' Whiskey Corner: Rye

http://www.mindspring.com/~mccarthys/whiskey/rye.htm

"The sky is free, but the earth lives. The earth brings all our needs, but the sky contains our dreams. Ultimately earth cannot not prevent our desires from going where we cannot walk. Old Overholt is of the earth, yet from there it leads my spirit far away."

nonbeard 2008-08-25 09:36:37

IMG_2800 on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/21468745@N04/2147395103

Sweet dress made from eyeball yarn

nonbeard 2008-08-23 02:25:11

Insubordiknit Handspun Yarn Shop: Vitreous humor

http://www.insubordiknit.com/yarn/archives/000861.php

Yarn with eyeballs!

nonbeard 2008-08-23 02:24:51

Baby's First Teratoma

http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/samhain06/teratoma.htm

More things for Catie to knit

nonbeard 2008-08-23 02:23:21

YouTube - Robot helping Human - correcting human error

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0Gbgg-Vq34

It's condescend-o-bot, the humiliator! The best part is the way he makes almost a complete circle with his arm before screwing in the nut, and the meat sack's eyes obligingly follow. (via engadget)

nonbeard 2008-08-22 16:25:19

Ostrich Egg | Dead Programmer's Cafe

http://www.deadprogrammer.com/ostrich-egg

The baked ostrich egg roll at the end is surely a dailyhfs candidate

nonbeard 2008-08-19 04:04:49

Language Log » The Big Penis Book

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=505

Starts with "big penis book", ends up talking about why e.g. "penis lengthy article" is unacceptable but "penis indigenous nudity" is acceptable. I can't *not* bookmark this.

nonbeard 2008-08-19 03:59:57

The Tombs of Asciiroth

http://www.icculus.org/asciiroth/

This is a really impressive Web-based rougelike. Actually it seems like a pretty great roguelike and the Web part is incidental, which is itself quite an accomplishment imo

nonbeard 2008-08-13 01:09:20

GoNintendo » Blog Archive » Will Wright defends Miyamoto ‘games are better than toys’ statement, shares more of his Nintendo love- What are you waiting for?

http://gonintendo.com/?p=52237

"The Wii, the way it’s reading the controller, you actually have a lot more bandwidth. It’s still a straw, but it’s a big straw - and for me that’s the really interesting part about the Wii." -- interesting perspective from Will Wright.

nonbeard 2008-08-12 07:48:05

Michael J. Totten: The Decline and Fall of Adbusters Magazine

http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/000294.html

I just bought this magazine, and have learned two things: 1) I am desperately unhip, since according to this guy it jumped the shark in 2004; 2) it hasn't improved since that time.

nonbeard 2008-08-12 07:29:28

See-Through Animal Photos, Translucent Creatures Wallpapers, Download, Photos -- National Geographic

http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photos/translucent-creatures/translucent-pelagic-octopus-newbert.html

Sweet gallery of translucent animals that Bruce Schneier linked to accidentally

nonbeard 2008-08-12 04:21:49

EXTERMINUS

http://bustedwonder.com/exterminus/

A cqqqquuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu a (via Jason)

nonbeard 2008-08-07 07:26:16

C++ FQA Lite: Defective C++

http://yosefk.com/c++fqa/defective.html

Whine whine (but I have whined about these things too, so it must be legitimate whining).

nonbeard 2008-08-03 12:08:41

Why licenses don’t matter (and why they do) « Sententia cdsmithus

http://cdsmith.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/why-licenses-dont-matter-and-why-they-do/

I'd come to the same conclusions as this guy, but he gets there via a rather different route (though we both used the "computer programmers like to pretend that people behave logically" theory)

nonbeard 2008-07-30 08:02:50

Mad Engineering: Five Reasons You Don't Have a Personal Jet Pack Yet

http://io9.com/5029930/five-reasons-you-dont-have-a-personal-jet-pack-yet

"So why the hell aren't we all flying to work via rocket power? Because you're about as aerodynamic as a potato, my friend." Someone had to say it.

nonbeard 2008-07-29 05:19:44

SimplyNoise.com - The best free white noise generator on the Internet.

http://www.simplynoise.com/

This is such a great opportunity for b-grade horror-film-style mind control.

nonbeard 2008-07-28 04:12:14

The beat issue « Emily Short’s Interactive Fiction

http://emshort.wordpress.com/2008/07/27/the-beat-issue/

On having characters in interactive fiction react to their environment in a satisfying, illusion-preserving way.

nonbeard 2008-07-27 16:15:47

Sexual Math on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

http://www.flickr.com/photos/snowfreak91287/2158987801/

This is way better than that Pink Floyd cover (SFW)

nonbeard 2008-07-26 14:54:43

Mercurial and Darcs : The Fugue

http://hans.fugal.net/blog/articles/2007/11/16/mercurial-and-darcs

Hey, I've used about a million RCSes now, I did what this guy did (darcs to mercurial), and most importantly I'm a guy on the Internet with an opinion -- I should blog about this too sometime.

nonbeard 2008-07-21 06:14:52

MY COLLECTION OF RECORDED 78 RPM RECORDS - FREE MP3 DOWNLOADS

http://78records.cdbpdx.com/

Pretty great.

nonbeard 2008-07-20 03:01:40

Rands In Repose: The Quirkbook

http://www.randsinrepose.com/archives/2008/07/18/the_quirkbook.html

Two M&Ms at a time? Volume evenly divisible by 5? Freaks.

nonbeard 2008-07-18 05:31:22

Language Log » Braised enterovirus, anyone?

http://languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=367

Mmm, braised enterovirus. Also: fuck the pot, bao zai, water to boil the type. Fuck a bullfrog

nonbeard 2008-07-16 15:11:11

google-code-prettify - Google Code

http://code.google.com/p/google-code-prettify/

This actually guesses which language to use. That's way cooler than Google's recent reimplementation of ASN.1

nonbeard 2008-07-16 13:50:01

Elephas maximus - Racetrack Playa

http://yathin.livejournal.com/201542.html#cutid1

Dolomite races!

nonbeard 2008-07-16 06:56:58

Age 1 to 100 banging on a drum

http://www.noob.us/miscellaneous/age-1-to-100-banging-on-a-drum/

Awesome!

nonbeard 2008-07-13 05:04:18

FORA.tv - Neal Stephenson: Science Fiction as a Literary Genre | Beyond the Beyond from Wired.com

http://blog.wired.com/sterling/2008/07/foratv---neal-s.html

Culturally, it's difficult to distinguish SF from "the mainstream" because "the mainstream" *is* SF. But it does not follow intellectual trends, and is morally heterogeneous, so to critics it remains "a genre".

nonbeard 2008-07-11 11:24:31

Two AI Pioneers. Two Bizarre Suicides. What Really Happened?

http://www.wired.com/techbiz/people/magazine/16-02/ff_aimystery?currentPage=all

Note to self: don't turn out like these guys

nonbeard 2008-07-11 03:52:11

Here's the new Mirror's Edge 2D trailer and some 3D screenshots - Joystiq

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/07/10/heres-the-new-mirrors-edge-2d-trailer-and-3d-screenshots/

This looks like a sweet concept. I love the idea of parkour but am too lazy to actually do it. A game about it would be just the ticket.

nonbeard 2008-07-10 15:11:09

We have lost control of the apparatus

http://weblog.raganwald.com/2007/09/we-have-lost-control-of-apparatus.html

"databases suck"

nonbeard 2008-07-10 05:26:31

Core77 / design magazine + resource / post

http://www.core77.com/blog/object_culture/chinese_minicastles_protected_by_un_10426.asp
nonbeard 2008-07-10 01:08:51

Algae Eating Cyprinids from Thailand and Neighboring

http://www.aquatic-gardeners.org/cyprinid.html

The flying fox-looking fish with the smooth stripe is fine in a community tank. The remarkably-similar-looking fish also known as a flying fox with a slightly bumpy stripe is intensely territorial and hates other fish of the same species

nonbeard 2008-07-09 09:39:00

Fake Difficulty - Television Tropes & Idioms

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FakeDifficulty
nonbeard 2008-07-07 17:49:49
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